MIDNIGHT!/ Friday, September 5, 2008
After a few months of hard work, studies and lotsa crapping, obviously, I finally dragged my really huge butt over here. Mummy said she doesn’t want me to sleep again because Joey have PSLE and I couldn’t afford to affect her studies again. Wait, who am I talking to anyway? Whatever lah, as long as I spill out my thoughts out here, I will feel not stressed anymore. And this can be a mini blog since there’s no internet connection around here… And even if have… I doubt so. Let me try… Yep, there’s really no internet connection round here… Sigh… I wanna blog!!!
So… It’s so darn early in the morn, that’s why there’s nothing to type about. How about this? Let’s talk about KH2!!! (people start throwing things at me) Ok, I got the message!!! Sheesh, you guys ain’t got a life, man! (people starts preparing humongous catapults) OK!!! I ain’t gonna crap about KH2, capeesh? Square Enix is sooooooooooo cool, yo! The nice things about SE… Lots!!!
Hmm… Really got nothing to crap le… Other than the fact that my style of typing had really changed… A lot. Is it because of that few months of blogging affected my style of typing? Or other influences e.g I know how to crap ? I don’t know… Er… (thinks about something) (people knew what I am thinking and loads the humongous catapults with some unidentified object.) What the heck? You guys know what I am thinking of??? Argh!!! Psychos on the loose!!!! Run, run away!!! (Pauses to think about something)
(People had enough and starts to loosen the string that separates disaster from me) Hey guys!!! You are really freaking me out!!! What did you read in my mind anyway?
Ppl: Roxas and Demyx!!!
Whoa. They really are psychos.
Ppl: It’s psychic, not psycho!!! We don’t even need to be psychics to be inferring from what you are saying!!!
What the heck?! You all can tell what I am thinking by my words?! OMG you all are really-
Ppl: We told ya WE ARE NOT PSYCHICS!!!
You guys can also complete my sentences!!! OMFG.
Ppl: (string starts to break and… It did) (Oh wait, their “I am relaxed” string in their minds broke also)
What the- Eeep!!! (Runs away as the unidentified object moves towards me) What is this unidentified thingy anyway???
Ppl: Crap.
WTF?! Argh-
Ok… That. Was. Lame. Heck I don’t know what I was crapping about.
Ppl: (groans)
Maybe you all do know what I was crapping about!!! Yay it was a huge success!!!
I love R- What the heck am I going to type?! Hey how come my thoughts can flow from my brain to my hands???
Ppl: Do you even have a brain?
Yes, yes I do. So don’t complain. You guys are also a figment of my imagination too.
Ppl: If we are not, you are so dead.
But still, how many people in your group anyway.
Ppl: Near infinity.
Lame. In this world, there can’t be near infinity numbers because of the numbers!!! Infinity is a number which goes on forever and ever, the exact number is not known.
Ppl: (whispers to anyone who is reading this except for me) See? She is really idiotic.
LOL rofflewaffles (Drools while looking at the sky, dreaming about KH2)
Welcome back to the crappy life of mine. Still the same day as the above post, but now it’s much later onto life- Er, I mean slightly later. (Looks around) Phew!!! The people are gone!!! Now let’s crap about KH2! What’s KH2, you ask. … Obviously no one asked, but my mind was asking- Wait, if my mind’s asking then it means I don’t know anything about KH2!!! Argh noooooooooooooooo- Wait wait wait I know what. So scratch that off your mind. No, not literally. It would be too bloody. Gross I tell ya. Anyway, let’s start on KH2. KH2= Kingdom Hearts 2. Yeah, there’s a first part, a 1 & a ½ part, some others which are edited games and those games are which did not come to Singapore. Well, unless you specially import them here, which you need to order, which is so much more expensive than just go Japan and rip the game off the shelves. But there are rumours flying about- Wait a minute, I thought this is the section is for explaining the game?
Ppl: What game?
Oooh. They are here. Dang it.
Ppl: Want us to throw crap at you again? Hmm?
No, not the stinky crapperz again…
Ppl: So be nice and stop thinking about KH2.
I can’t!!! KH2 is like my life man!!! It inspired my stories, my imagination, and my crappiness!!! You wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for KH2!!!
Ppl: Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Ppl: … It’s no use arguing with you. It makes us go as low as your level. Your f(toot)ing idiotic level.
OMG you swore!
Ppl: It’s censored.
But still you swore!
Ppl: Whatever.
… Seriously, how can near infinity people say their words exactly and at the same timing without any planning?
Ppl: We are a figment of your imagination.
Oh ok.
Ppl: Are you going to waste data space or keep this log as a memoriam?
What memoriam? No one’s dead yet, you know. This ain’t a log! It’s a diary. D-I-A-R-Y. And I ain’t wasting any data space.
Ppl: Oh yeah, you are right. (groans)
See? You agreed!
Ppl: Sarcasm, haven’t you heard of this word?
… Yes, I have heard “of this word” before. You just mentioned it. J
Ppl: (Smacks forehead) You are really dumb.
You know, this can be posted up to my blog or even fanfic. But I doubt so, since there’s no-
Ppl: We know that already. You just told us like a few hours ago.
… Really? I didn’t know that.
Ppl: Whatever.
Hey I wanna split your near infinity people group into 14 people!
Ppl: No way. Not the stupid Organisation.
Yes way! You guys are a part of my imagination, are you not?
Ppl: … We are.
Woo hoo!!! I totally pwned you guys, yo! … Let’s see… Er… A scene in the lonely TWTNW…
Roxas: What the heck?! What am I doing here?
Yeah! Totally pwned this guy!
Roxas: Who are you?
I am the Narrator~ The scary Narrator that will change the destiny of your life forever~
Roxas: ??? But I am the Key Of Destiny!
KoD94: Hey I am the Key of Destiny you imposter!
Muahahahahaha! You and my alter ego shall have a fight to your death!!!
Roxas: If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you will get!!! (Takes out Oblivion and Oathkeeper.)
KoD94: (Takes out a rotten cod and hits Roxas with it.) Die you imposter!
Roxas: =__=”” What the hell?
KoD94: Er…
My imagination’s gone all haywire.
KoD94: Hey, Narrator. Can’t you do it proper?
I don’t wanna Roxas to die!!!
Roxas: …
KoD94: Lame.
Hmm… I totally control everybody, I mean the Nobodies from the Organisation!!! (All other Organisation members appears.)
Xemnas: (Shocked) (Wearing a Darth Vader costume) What happened?
Saix: RAWR!!! (Runs around, swinging claymore like a mad person)
Lexaeus: !
Zexion: (Become all emo-y like always) Oh darn.
Marluxia: (Looks around shocked) (Holding on to a flower)
Larxene: What the f(toot)ing hell happened?
Demyx: (Waltzing with his water clones)
Vexen: (Was doing some strange experiment when he looked up and saw where he was.) Huh?
Luxord: (Holding on to some munny and a few poker cards) Hey they didn’t pay up yet!
Xaldin: (Meditating, oblivious to whatever happened)
Xigbar: Hey, dudes. What happened?
Axel: (Clinging onto a Roxas plushie)
Xion: (Mysterious aura all over her)
Yay a party for 16!
Roxas: -_- I don’t think this is a good idea.
Yay now the near infinity people have become 14 weird Nobodies! (thinks) I know! (Summons some other things)
Sora: (Appears) Huh? (Looks around) Hey I am not supposed to be here!
Here’s a chance for revenge guys!!!
Organisation 13: (All turned their attention towards Sora except for Axel, Roxas, Xion, Zexion and Lexaeus)
Sora: What? Is something wrong with my hair?
Get him!!!
Sora: Uh-oh. (Runs away)
Xemnas: (Throws off Darth Vader clothing and take out light sabers) Be gone!
Saix: (Still kinda gone cuckoo) RAWR!!!
Marluxia: You stupid Keyblade Master!!! (Takes out his scythe with all the flower petals flying about)
Larxene: You f(toot)er! Don’t run!!(Takes out her kunais full of electricity)
Demyx: (Stop dancing and takes out sitar) Dance, water! Dance!!! (Water clones begin to dance hip-hop)
Vexen: Hahahaha!!! Now you shall try my… New and improved hair gel! (Takes out a bottle of hair gel)
Luxord: You shall pay for your crimes! (Summons Gambler Nobodies)
Xigbar: (Disturbed by the noise) Shut it.
Xaldin: (Takes out sniper) Join in the fun, yo!
The above mentioned Organisation members chase Sora.
Roxas: That was weird.
You guys are weird in the first place.
Axel: (Looks at Roxas) Roxas~
Y (Hugs Roxas)
Roxas: (Tries to push Axel away)
See? That proves it.
Xion: I am out of here. (Disappears into darkness)
(Looks at watch) Ok… It’s around… N-
Sora: (Got slashed, burnt by lasers, bruised all over, smells of roses, electrified, splashed, electrified again with more intensity, hair looks intact, left an underwear because he played strip poker, six lances stuck onto his back and was shot lots of times)
Oooh. That will hurt a lot.
Roxas: Thankfully I am not in his body anymore. (K.Oed Axel with Oblivion and Oathkeeper)
Ok, that’s enough violence. I think I will stop here…
KoD94: Narrator there’s some one there finding you. They say they are from the Police Department.
Huh what-
Because of the violence in this story, the author is suspended for indirectly killing a 15-year-old boy named Sora, and is charged with illegal gathering, misuse of government land, smuggling and use of weapons, helping illegal immigrants into a country and bringing in people with weird dressing sense.
OMG. I am so dead.
Hahaha. That was so random. I am feeling so darn bored, so I typed out this story. A short 1, but surely capture the hearts of many.
Dammit, it ain't meant to be.
9/05/2008 09:21:00 PM <3
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